Random Joke, taken from internet

 anu ang kulay ng STOP?

- INDIGO

from X

 My wife asked me to see a psychologist about my anger issues. 

The doctor asked, “If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?” 

I replied, “I’d get in my helicopter and fly away.” 

The doctor asked, “Where did you get a helicopter?” 

I replied, “The same fuckin’ place you got that train from!”

brother

 A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months. 

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.

Dash IO Classic Constructed Guide (post Super Slam, pre PEN)

🎤 Introducing: Dmax’s Dash IO Classic Constructed Guide

Crafted in the window between SUPER SLAM and the COMPENDIUM of RATHE set, this guide captures the evolution of Dash IO through some of my most competitive runs.

📍 PROQUEST Yokohama Highlights

• 💣 Narrow bubble at 13th place

• ⚡ Another bubble at 9th place

• 🏆 Climbed all the way to Top 2

• 🎖️ Special mention in LL (5th–8th) with a nearly identical CC list, powered up by High Octane

• 📊 Overall CC record: 13–8

• 🔑 Final form of the deck that secured a Top 4 finish

This isn’t just a decklist—it’s the battle-tested blueprint that carried me through the grind, refined through every bubble, every top cut, and every adjustment. If you’re looking to pilot Dash IO in Classic Constructed, this guide is your roadmap to competitive success.

Undas?

 bakit nalungkot kapag Undas? 

kasi kapag binaliktad mo ......

sadnu?

what's the point of reading??!

 “Teacher, I’ve read so many books… but I’ve forgotten most of them. So what’s the point of reading?”

That was the question of a curious student to his Master. The teacher didn’t answer. He just looked at him in silence.

A few days later, they were sitting by a river, suddenly, the old man said:

“I’m thirsty. Bring me some water… but use that old strainer lying there on the ground.”

The student looked confused. It was a ridiculous request. How could anyone bring water in a strainer full of holes?

But he didn’t dare argue.

He picked up the strainer and tried.

Once. Twice. Over and over again…

He ran faster, angled it differently, even tried covering holes with his fingers. Nothing worked. He couldn’t hold a single drop.

Exhausted and frustrated, he dropped the strainer at the teacher’s feet and said:

“I’m sorry. I failed. It was impossible.”

The teacher looked at him kindly and said:

“You didn’t fail. Look at the strainer.”

The student glanced down… and noticed something.

The old, dark, dirty strainer was now shining clean. The water, though it never stayed, had washed it over and over until it gleamed.

 The teacher continued:

“That’s what reading does. It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember every detail. It doesn’t matter if the knowledge seems to slip through, like water through a strainer…

Because while you read, your mind is refreshed.

Your spirit is renewed.

Your ideas are oxygenated.

And even if you don’t notice it right away, you’re being transformed from the inside out.”

That’s the true purpose of reading.

Not to fill your memory…

but to cleanse and enrich your soul.

ctto

#fblifestyle

multo

 Q: anu tawag sa dalawang espiritu?

A: multo

Q: eh anu naman tawag sa tatlong espiritu?

A: multri

Productivity cheat sheet

 

Pix for the month

 

Looking for the sign?

This is the sign you needed!!!!
Go for it!!!!

Kaya naman pala

 

Thought for the day

 

Calling Manila - Flesh and Blood

 

Date: August 16-18, 2024
Venue: One Ayala, 1 Ayala Ave, Makati, 1226 Metro Manila, Philippines
Event Hall: SPACE at One Ayala, Halls C & D
Registration: http://lgdevents.com
Hosted by: Legendary Games Distribution
Live Stream: https://www.youtube.com/@fabtcg

story of the coin on a busy street ver2

 Once two friends were walking down the sidewalk on a busy street during rush hour.  There were all sorts of noise in the city; car horns honking, feet shuffling, people talking! And amid all the noise, one of the friends turned to the other and said, “I hear a cricket.”

“No way,” her friend responded. “How could you hear a cricket with all of this noise? You must be imagining it. Besides, I’ve never seen a cricket in the city.”

“No really, I do hear a cricket. I’ll show you.”  She stopped for a moment, then led her friend across the street to a big cement planter with a tree in it.  Pushing back the leaves she found a little brown cricket.

“That’s amazing!” said her friend, “You must have a super-human hearing. What’s your secret?”

“No, my hearing is just the same as yours. There’s no secret,” The first woman replied. “Watch, I’ll show you.”  She reached into her pocket, pulled out some loose change, and threw it on the sidewalk.   Amid all of the noise of the city, everyone within thirty feet turned their head to see where the sound of the money was coming from.

“See,” she said. “It’s all a matter of what you are listening for.”

Source | Elisa Davy Pearmain,
Doorways to the Soul: 52 Wisdom Tales from Around the World, page 14.

Story of the coin on a busy street

 Gerry was walking down a sidewalk in Washington D.C., with a Native American friend who worked in the Bureau of Indian Affairs. It was lunchtime in Washington. People were husslin’ and busslin’ along the sidewalks, and car honks and hurried engine noises filled the streets. In the middle of all this traffic, Gerry’s friend stopped and said, “hey, a. cricket!”

“What?” said Gerry.

“Yeah, a cricket,” said his friend. “Look here,” and he pulled aside some of the bushes that separated the sidewalk from the government buildings. There in the shade was a cricket chirping away.

“Wow,” said Gerry, “How did you hear that with all this noise and traffic?”

“Oh,” said the Native man. “It was the way I was raised … what I was taught to listen for. Here, I’ll show you something.”

The Native man reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of coins … nickels, quarters, dimes … and dropped then on the sidewalk. Everyone who was rushing by stopped to … listen.

Source: Susan Strauss

Passionate Fact: Storytelling in Natural History and Cultural Interpretation (Fulcrum Publishing, 1996) page 9

PreCalling FAB

So far one of my best performance with regards to flesh and blood.

For constructed format.

Ended 3rd on a player pool of 31.

This was an invite only event, meaning you will need to qualify first before getting to play the game.

Tourney report 

Round 1 Uzuri. Win. 

- Won the die roll, played first. you do not want to be second and have Uzuri set up his board.

- 2 cast bones in, moved savage beatdown and massacre.

Round 2 Enigma Win

- lost the die roll, but i got to be second.. 

- almost fatigue me to death.

- 3 weakest link in

Round 3 Kayo win

- won the die roll, of course played second.

- tempo always go to the second player.

- 3 weakest link in

Round 4 Kayo loss (Carlo Ople)

- won the die roll, played second of course

- loss to turn 0, and 1 cast bones. This play switch the tempo bigtime

- 3 weakest link in

Round 5 Zen Win

- won the die roll, played second.

- 5 pummel in, out 2 reckless swing

- Pummel won me this game

Cut to top 8

round 1 against Mike V with Zen. Loss

Dog

 

Bakit S ang damit ni superman

 

Death and eternal life

 Death is a gift, it is eternal life that you should fear....

Titan War Newb Guide

 : Server: SA WAR114

: Name: dmax23

Below is a Guide for newcomers for TITAN war

To start - The game will start easy. You may pick any Hero, but i would recommend Barton - due to his range and damage output as well as his healing capabilities.

Faction to choose? - recommendation is to choose either techno or Super power. then select one or two nature as your healer

 - Nature: mostly are healers

 - Techno: heroes are all around, this is the most recommended

 - Super Power: Almost same as techno, though in my experience this faction has more damage output than techno

 - Lost: Mostly damage over time heroes.

 - Void and Deity: unless you have the cash, i would not recommend this faction.

- i am taking the techno route.

What hero to pick.

- Generally you need a tank, a healer, and a damager

Tank - who to pick?

 - Ideal Tank would be the abyss lord Jason of the Void faction. This is hard to get hero. 

 - For Mythic Heroes choose either. The Stun skill of both heroes below are very good on opposing heroes.

      :Blue Slicer Larissa of Techno faction. i would recommend this, as this is a very eassy hero to get. 

      :Ogre Champion Gu'Gunnar of Lost faction. 

Healer - who to pick?

- Ideal healer would be the Fairy Drake Esther of Void Faction or the twin angel of Deity Faction - both are hard to get BTW. 

- For Mythic Heroes choose any of the heroes from Nature faction, but i would recommend Magic Kitty Hallen. 

- if you would go for the techno route add Cyberpianist or Electro Boy Simon on your healer list. 

Damager - who to pick

- My personal preference would be the Desert Empress Diana, as his damage is based on his Sand Golem. 

- For Mythic Heroes my preference is Galaxy Guardians Anakin , this is a very easy to get hero. 

- if you would go the techno route, then get Agent Zero Faroe as your Mythic S+. this is fairly easier to get than Wind of judgement Doris. But if you can get Doris then by any means do get her. 

Recommended hero if you have the cash flow are: 

- Jason of Void as tank

- Esther of Void as Healer

- Diana of Super power faction as Damager

- Magic Kitty as back up healer or Vindicator Jeanne from super power faction for the faction bunos

- Damager phantom Edge Tous from Super power faction as 2nd damager

Recommended for Free to play players

- Larissa as Tank

- Magic Kitty as Healer

- Anakin as Damager

- Faroe as Damager

- You may chose either of these three as 2nd healer-  Sophia, Simon, or Adriana

Tips:

Focus on the damager on upgrading stuff, then the tank, then the healer.

- provide the damager on the best equipment, also upgrade all you can upgrade on the damager. Then follow it up with your tank.

your resources is scarce, so you need to prioritize where to put them.

Prioritize to awaken your damager, if you would not use the hero, you can use them as ingredient on awakening.

Event origems are scrap, do not use them, or even participate on them.

always roll with 10 scrolls on summoner spire

Hope this helps.