Random Joke, taken from internet

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- INDIGO

from X

 My wife asked me to see a psychologist about my anger issues. 

The doctor asked, “If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?” 

I replied, “I’d get in my helicopter and fly away.” 

The doctor asked, “Where did you get a helicopter?” 

I replied, “The same fuckin’ place you got that train from!”

brother

 A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months. 

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.