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- INDIGO
Martes, Abril 28, 2026
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My wife asked me to see a psychologist about my anger issues.
The doctor asked, “If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?”
I replied, “I’d get in my helicopter and fly away.”
The doctor asked, “Where did you get a helicopter?”
I replied, “The same fuckin’ place you got that train from!”
Biyernes, Pebrero 20, 2026
brother
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
Lunes, Nobyembre 17, 2025
Dash IO Classic Constructed Guide (post Super Slam, pre PEN)
🎤 Introducing: Dmax’s Dash IO Classic Constructed Guide
Crafted in the window between SUPER SLAM and the COMPENDIUM of RATHE set, this guide captures the evolution of Dash IO through some of my most competitive runs.
📍 PROQUEST Yokohama Highlights
💣 Narrow bubble at 13th place
⚡ Another bubble at 9th place
🏆 Climbed all the way to Top 2
🎖️ Special mention in LL (5th–8th) with a nearly identical CC list, powered up by High Octane
📊 Overall CC record: 13–8
🔑 Final form of the deck that secured a Top 4 finish
This isn’t just a decklist—it’s the battle-tested blueprint that carried me through the grind, refined through every bubble, every top cut, and every adjustment. If you’re looking to pilot Dash IO in Classic Constructed, this guide is your roadmap to competitive success.
Sabado, Nobyembre 1, 2025
Biyernes, Oktubre 31, 2025
what's the point of reading??!
“Teacher, I’ve read so many books… but I’ve forgotten most of them. So what’s the point of reading?”
That was the question of a curious student to his Master. The teacher didn’t answer. He just looked at him in silence.
A few days later, they were sitting by a river, suddenly, the old man said:
“I’m thirsty. Bring me some water… but use that old strainer lying there on the ground.”
The student looked confused. It was a ridiculous request. How could anyone bring water in a strainer full of holes?
But he didn’t dare argue.
He picked up the strainer and tried.
Once. Twice. Over and over again…
He ran faster, angled it differently, even tried covering holes with his fingers. Nothing worked. He couldn’t hold a single drop.
Exhausted and frustrated, he dropped the strainer at the teacher’s feet and said:
“I’m sorry. I failed. It was impossible.”
The teacher looked at him kindly and said:
“You didn’t fail. Look at the strainer.”
The student glanced down… and noticed something.
The old, dark, dirty strainer was now shining clean. The water, though it never stayed, had washed it over and over until it gleamed.
The teacher continued:
“That’s what reading does. It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember every detail. It doesn’t matter if the knowledge seems to slip through, like water through a strainer…
Because while you read, your mind is refreshed.
Your spirit is renewed.
Your ideas are oxygenated.
And even if you don’t notice it right away, you’re being transformed from the inside out.”
That’s the true purpose of reading.
Not to fill your memory…
but to cleanse and enrich your soul.
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