Martes, Oktubre 11, 2022

Teachings of the donkey

 THE TEACHING OF THE DONKEY


(worth reading)


One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.


Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well..


He invited all his neighbors to come help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw dirt into the well.


The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt.


The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt.


Very soon everyone saw surprised how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge and trotted out...


Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up...


Use the land they throw you to get ahead!!!


Remember the 5 rules to be happy:


1. Free your heart from hate.


2. Free your Mind of distractions.


3. Simplify your life.


4. Give more and expect less.


5. Love more and... shake the dirt, because in this life you have to be a solution, not the problem!

Linggo, Oktubre 9, 2022

TAWA TIME. DAD JOKES

 Anu tawag sa paring malungkot?

- de priest

Anu tawag sa buntis na pusit?

- PUSITIVE

Anu tawag sa bagong CR?

- BA-NEW

Anu tawag sa kuto ng kalbo?

- Homeless

Anu tawag sa matabang isda?

- FAT-TING

Anu tawag sa matabang bubuyog?

-CHU-BEE

Anu paboritong kulang mg mga ibon?

- GREEN in tagalog birde

Anu ang tawag sa taong hindi nagsusuot ng necklace?

- mga walamg kwentas

Anu ang sabi ng patatas sa uncle nya?

-HELLO PO TITO

Anu ang tawag sa pusa na nasa gitna ng EDSA?

- matapang

Anu ang tawag sa powder ng mga bakla?

- beking poweder

Anu ang tawag sa maasim na negro?

-vinigger

Anu ang tawag sa matabang loyal?

- TAFAT

Anu ang tawag sa isda na libre?

-FREETO

Anung tawag sa isdang naglalakad?

- AMAZING

Anu ang tawag sa isang hindi healthy?

- sa kitten

Anu tawag sa pusang tumutugtog ng instrumento?

-mweowsician

Anu tawag sa isdang hindi makapal?

- manifish