Huwebes, Nobyembre 2, 2023

Donkey and the tiger

 Once, in a jungle far, far away, there lived a donkey and a tiger. 


One day, while they were having a conversation, the donkey told the tiger, “The grass is blue.” 


The tiger disagreed. This cannot be. “No, the grass is green.”, scuffed the tiger. 


The argument became so heated that they decided to approach the king of the jungle, the lion, for arbitration.


As they approached the lion’s throne, the donkey cried out, “Your Highness, isn’t it true that the grass is blue?” To which the lion replied, “If you believe it is true, the grass is blue.” 


The donkey continued, “The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me, annoys me…please punish him!”


The lion agreed. He declared that the tiger would be punished with three days of silence. 


The donkey was overjoyed and went on his way, repeating, “The grass is blue! The grass is blue!”


The tiger asked the lion why he was punished, “After all, the grass is green.” 


The lion replied, “You’ve known and seen that the grass is green. The punishment is not for the color of the grass but for wasting your time arguing with a donkey and bothering me with such a petty issue.”

Martes, Hulyo 11, 2023

Bakery




Lunes, Hulyo 10, 2023

Marriage quotes from famous people

 "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Lee Majors 


"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Al Gore 


"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates


"Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them." - Mike Tyson


"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'" - George Clooney


"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Bill Clinton


 "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." - George W. Bush


 "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Rudy Giuliani 


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - Michael Jordan


 "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!' - Donald Trump


"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up." - Shaquille O’Neal


"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. "- Kobe Bryant


"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. "- David Hasselhoff


"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Alec Baldwin 


"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." - Barack Obama


"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy." - Tommy Lee 


"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted.' Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'" - Brad Pitt


"First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'" - By Jimmy Kimmel


“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” - David Letterman


"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" - Brandon Breezy

Linggo, Abril 9, 2023

2023 Holy Week Chill lang sa Bahay Videos

 Working ON Maundy Thursday 

120 KM ride from Indang to Carmona and back to Indang Cavite again.


Good Friday Chill Ride to Dasma