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Marriage quotes from famous people

 "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Lee Majors 

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Al Gore 

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them." - Mike Tyson

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'" - George Clooney

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Bill Clinton

 "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." - George W. Bush

 "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Rudy Giuliani 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - Michael Jordan

 "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!' - Donald Trump

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up." - Shaquille O’Neal

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. "- Kobe Bryant

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. "- David Hasselhoff

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Alec Baldwin 

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." - Barack Obama

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy." - Tommy Lee 

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted.' Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'" - Brad Pitt

"First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'" - By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” - David Letterman

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" - Brandon Breezy