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1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in
general intelligence than men, although their brain
size is smaller.
2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men
have difficulty lying to women. Their brains have the
ability to integrate and decipher verbal,visual and
other signals of body language. Hence women will
always be safe when faking an orgasm.
3. Women want lots of sex with the men they love. Men
just want lots of sex.
4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of
voice. Women will raise theirs.
5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them
silently. As a result, men think women talk too much
and are nags.
6. Women talk about their problems as a way of
relieving stress. They want to be heard, not fixed by
being offered advice and solutions
7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for
men. They find it hard to express themselves. That's
why they often choose greeting cards with plenty of
words inside. That way, there's less space for them to
write.
8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with
what he can provide,but because they are emotionally
unfulfilled
9. Women use an average of 20,000 communication words,
sounds, and gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.
10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes
you. But if she's not talking, you're in trouble.
11. Men are more thick-skinned than women. Literally.
Which explains why women have more wrinkles than men.
Boys lose their sensitivity to touch by the time they
reach puberty. So where does all that sensitivity go?
It all goes to just one area.
12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she
can't concentrate on her work. If a man is unhappy at
work, he can't focus on his relationship.
13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they
stop their car to read a street directory, they have
to turn down the radio. Women's brain are configured
for multi-tasking performance. They can talk on the
phone, watch the TV and cook at the same time.
14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes
of clothes shopping.
15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men
need a place.
16. 15% to 20% of men have feminized brains. About 10%
of women have masculinised brains. So there are more
gays than lesbians in the world.
17. Most women prefer sex with the lights off because
they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men
like the lights on - so they can get the woman's name
right
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1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in
general intelligence than men, although their brain
size is smaller.
2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men
have difficulty lying to women. Their brains have the
ability to integrate and decipher verbal,visual and
other signals of body language. Hence women will
always be safe when faking an orgasm.
3. Women want lots of sex with the men they love. Men
just want lots of sex.
4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of
voice. Women will raise theirs.
5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them
silently. As a result, men think women talk too much
and are nags.
6. Women talk about their problems as a way of
relieving stress. They want to be heard, not fixed by
being offered advice and solutions
7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for
men. They find it hard to express themselves. That's
why they often choose greeting cards with plenty of
words inside. That way, there's less space for them to
write.
8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with
what he can provide,but because they are emotionally
unfulfilled
9. Women use an average of 20,000 communication words,
sounds, and gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.
10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes
you. But if she's not talking, you're in trouble.
11. Men are more thick-skinned than women. Literally.
Which explains why women have more wrinkles than men.
Boys lose their sensitivity to touch by the time they
reach puberty. So where does all that sensitivity go?
It all goes to just one area.
12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she
can't concentrate on her work. If a man is unhappy at
work, he can't focus on his relationship.
13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they
stop their car to read a street directory, they have
to turn down the radio. Women's brain are configured
for multi-tasking performance. They can talk on the
phone, watch the TV and cook at the same time.
14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes
of clothes shopping.
15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men
need a place.
16. 15% to 20% of men have feminized brains. About 10%
of women have masculinised brains. So there are more
gays than lesbians in the world.
17. Most women prefer sex with the lights off because
they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men
like the lights on - so they can get the woman's name
right
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